We are so excited to announce our first ever video contest produced in partnership with our equally filthy-minded friends at Funny or Die! After months of hard work, disturbing brainstorming sessions and inappropriate film takes, Touching Ourselves! is ready to get down and dirty! So get out your old handycam or lucky screenwriting pen, ’cause this is one crafty campaign you won’t want to miss!

We all know that cancer screenings can get weird. So instead of hiding the unique joys of touching ourselves to look for cancer, we decided to make it a competition! We’re looking for you to showcase your most hilarious and absurd self-exam situations that also teach people about the importance of early detection. First, get educated on how to check for cancer. Then, create a sketch or script that exposes the inescapable humour of performing a cancer screening or self-exam. Finally, bask in the glory that Fuck Cancer loves you and the world is a little bit of a better place now that you made people laugh while teaching them about early detection.

So head over to TouchingOurselves.org and submit your masterpiece. With your help, Touching Ourselves! will not only be incredibly amusing, it will teach people how to actively look for cancer rather than just find it. May the best toucher win! And remember, touching yourself might just save a life!